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Oh, I Thought You Meant The “Other” Push!

This is a post written by Greg which originally appeared on MommyDaddyBlog.com.

It’s 4AM in the morning and I’m wide awake. Why? Because Boogie’s wide awake. I’m pretty sure I mentioned this before, but just in case anyone missed it, Boogie’s sleeping patterns are backwards. He sleeps throughout the day for the most part, but as soon as 2AM rolls around, he’s wide awake and kickin’! And he’ll stay woke until around 7AM. Usually Mommy would take the “night shift” while I sleep since I have to work during the day, but I decided to stay up with him tonight.

So just a few minutes ago Boogie and I were both lying in bed, and I was telling Mommy about how my mother told me that he rolled over on his own while we were in Chicago. I wanted to see if he would do it again for Mommy and I. So I put him on his stomach to see if he could roll over to his back. After fidgeting around for a bit, he used his left arm to push his body up a little. I was thinking, “This is it! He’s going to roll over!” So to give him some encouragement, I said to him, “Come on, Boogie, you can do it!” At this point he’s still pushing himself over with his left arm and he’s completely on his right side now. He’s halfway there!

“You can do it! Push, Boogie! Push!

And that’s when it happened…

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTBRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

He let out one of the loudest, wettest, most glass shattering, earth shaking farts he’s ever produced!

I guess that’s what I get for telling him to push!


Update: We’re receiving word that they’re feeling aftershocks of his fart all the way in Australia!

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Sheena Tatum

is the founder of Sophistishe. She's a free spirit, wife, boy mom, rental rebel, curator of pretty things, lover of vintage pyrex, and the tropics. Sheena can be found in NW Indiana with her husband and two scrumptious boys, clutching kraft paper, chalkboard paint, sriracha and chipotle pepper. In the midst of motherhood, wifedom, and managing a growing collection of digital projects, she somehow manages to find zen in being a quirky, introverted, lil’ lady.
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