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Thursday Thirteen: His & Her Annoying Habits!

This post was originally posted at mommydaddyblog.com.

Memes are always fun to do and it’s been a while since we did our last Wordless Wednesday or Flashback Friday. Today we’re doing our first ever Thursday Thirteen! The theme of this Thursday Thirteen will be habits that we find annoying about each other! Hope you all enjoy!

His Annoying Habits

1. He takes a whole week to take out the trash. I don’t see why he can’t grab the trash and walk a good hmm I dunno 20ft to the trash can outside! It’s not even cold outside yet!

2. He leaves his holey socks neatly laid out on the floor. He lays them there just in case he’ll have to put them back on. 99% of his socks have holes on the balls of the feet from working in them. Before we moved, I threw away at least 10 pair of the rags! Guess what he’s getting for Christmas? I don’t want to see those on the floor either! Roll them up and put them somewhere in the closet!

3. Along with being to lazy to take out the trash, he’s too lazy to put his pop cans and water bottles in the trash. There are pop cans and water bottles all over the house. Uh, sorry does not cut it when his pop can castles come crashing to the ground, waking up the entire building! *RArrRnn*

4. He splashes water from the sink on to the bathroom counter. I’m tired of putting ads on Craiglist for free Koi fish ponds!

5. He has to give me an introduction to whatever he wants to talk about. Get to the point!!!

6. He rambles on and on! Again, get to the point!!!!!!

7. He expects me not to fart! It’s ok for him to stank up the covers, then ask me to smell the rancid aroma afterwards, but I can’t even let er rip in the bathroom with the door closed! I’m sorry but my stomach refuses to sacrifice relief just to please him.

Her Annoying Habits

8. She leaves Boogie’s dirty diapers on the floor.

Remember this? Well the same holds true for Boogie’s diapers too. For some reason she can’t seem to throw the diapers away and instead she lets them sit on the floor ALL DAY! It takes five seconds tops to take it to the garbage can and throw them away. So why can’t she do that??? It’s like she’s afraid they’re going to explode and the poo is going to splat all over her face or something! And on top of that, she always leaves them by my recliner. So I either find out about them the hard way, by way of A) smelling the wonderful odor of it while I’m enjoying a bowl of chili or B) stepping in it. How delightful.

9. She leaves the toilet lid up.

Ok I thought this was supposed to be a guy thing but apparently I thought wrong. She just can’t seem to put the toilet lid down for anything, even after she takes a dump and the smell travels back up the drain and smacks me in the face. I really wouldn’t have a problem if she’d leave both the lid and the seat up. That would just make less work for me when I need to take a leak. Yes, I’m that lazy.

10. She watches way too much HGTV for the average human being.

I swear this woman lives, breathes, and poops HGTV. She has it on ALL DAY. And nothing else. If I have to sit through another episode of House Hunters, my head is going to explode!

11. She takes way too long to get ready.

I understand the fact that she takes pride in her appearance, and I respect that. But why does it have to take her THREE hours to get ready when we’re just going to Walmart? Throw on anything and LET’S GO!

12. She collects way too many plants.

One plant is fine. Even two or three is ok. But please tell me what the purpose is behind having 40 plants in ONE room. It’s ridiculous! I can’t even maneuver around the living room without a plant stem poking me in the leg or a leaf grabbin’ my ass (she won’t even let me curse on my OWN OUR blog!).

13. She tries to fart cutely.

Guys, remember way back when you thought girls didn’t fart? Or at least when they did, they smelled like flowers? WRONG! This woman’s farts can wipe out a forest. I don’t know how she packs so much punch in those things. The worse part is whenever she does fart, she always follows it with a cutesy “‘Scuse me!” No, the cuteness won’t bring back my nostril hairs after you just burned them out with your toxic gases.


All in all, we still love the crap out of each other, no matter how annoying the other’s habits may be!

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Sheena Tatum

is the founder of Sophistishe. She's a free spirit, wife, boy mom, rental rebel, curator of pretty things, lover of vintage pyrex, and the tropics. Sheena can be found in NW Indiana with her husband and two scrumptious boys, clutching kraft paper, chalkboard paint, sriracha and chipotle pepper. In the midst of motherhood, wifedom, and managing a growing collection of digital projects, she somehow manages to find zen in being a quirky, introverted, lil’ lady.
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10 Responses to “Thursday Thirteen: His & Her Annoying Habits!”

  1. michelle says:

    First time here & I LOVE your blog, you guys are TOO cute! I’m laughing so hard at this list!

  2. Kim says:

    I am crying in laughter over here.. she tries to fart cute.. hahahahahaahaha.. You guys kill me..

  3. Helen says:

    “10. She watches way too much HGTV for the average human being.

    I swear this woman lives, breathes, and poops HGTV. She has it on ALL DAY. And nothing else. If I have to sit through another episode of House Hunters, my head is going to explode!”

    HAAHAHAa… I do this too! My husband complains and bitches about how House Hunters is ALWAYS ON! lol

  4. Dara says:

    The first thing I usually turn to is HGTV, LOL! House Hunters rocks…International House Hunters is even better!

  5. Mama Zen says:

    You guys are BRAVE!

  6. Karen says:

    Hehehe! Everyone makes fun of me for how many plants I have, I don’t quite have 40 (there are 11 not counting the plants in fish tanks). My banana plant does take up a significant portion of my home office though… I am contemplating writing a post on my beloved plants. You go Sheena!

  7. 1stopmom says:

    This was fun to read. Sheena my hubby is the same way with socks. We have been together 17 years and it has not changed,lol. Plus I give you props for “pooting” in front of Greg or going number 2 around him. I just can’t do it. For some reason it is stuck in my head that boys should not know girls do that. I am not sure why though because I am far from being a girly, girl. Greg I am just like Sheena. I love HGTV. It always gets me in the mood to do some remodeling. I mean if they can do it in a weekend, why can’t we? Ha, Ha.

  8. Renee says:

    This is too cute. The singed nose hairs are the funniest thing. Especially since that phrase has been uttered in this household on more than one occasion.

  9. Yolanda says:

    Even your annoyances are too cute! :)

    And just for the record- there is absolutely no such thing as too much HGTV. They don’t call it design university for nothing.

  10. Sheliza says:

    oh how I love these types of posts. I wonder why?? *wink wink* You just wait, Greg, uh I mean both of you will get even more obnoxious as time passes! I think it is very healthy to bash each other as much as possible! Keeps the relationship fun. Boy oh boy do we have FUN around these parts! :)

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